The Junkies met in real life for Friends trivia night at the Alamo Drafthouse (thanks, Alamo Drafthouse!) How did they do? Find out by listening! Speaking of friends, the Junkies welcome their new friend, John Pyka, The Prophet of Pop Culture and host of the Back of the Cereal Box podcast, who does a mean Kermit impression. (Links below!) This week, the Junkies (who may or may not be naked from the waist down) and John have a LOT of pop culture hot takes this week. After marveling at the days of future past, when you could get an actual record on the back of cereal boxes, Alex learns about how AOL Instant Messenger gives Marvel superheroes their powers. Hayley discusses the godlike perfection of Chris Hemsworth’s forearms, and Nicole gives a blow by blow recap of Logan Paul’s total dud of a fight. Shauna sticks the landing to tell us about the godlike perfection of gymnast Simone Biles. Find out which Junkie looks like a sexy David Spade, what exactly a skin salesman is, how bad the Powerpuff Girls pilot script is, and who gets to claim Scarlett Johansson as their girlfriend: it’s a hotly contended three-way race. This episode is hotter than a flaming crock-pot!