Give it up, Gretchen – you’re never going to make “fetch” happen.

Walmart has reunited three out of the four titular Mean Girls from the 2004 film to tout their Black Friday deals in a long-form ad narrated by Lindsay Lohan and also starring Missy Elliott.

While Rachel McAdams does not appear, Amanda Seyfried and Lacey Chabert reprise their roles as the now grown-up mean girls, espousing Walmart’s upcoming app-only deals for the most holiest of shopping holidays, Black Friday.

Lohan narrates over scenes of North Shore High School’s former it girls, now working adults and even parents. “At North Shore, some things never change. On Wednesdays, we still wear pink,” Lohan’s Cady Heron says, as Chabert — who plays Gretchen Wieners in the film — picks up her daughter and two friends, Walmart bags in the back seat, and says “Get in sweetie, we’re going deal shopping!”

Lohan continues, “Now, we shop Walmart Black Friday deals,” as Elliott’s “Pass That Dutch” plays in the background. Elliott plays a track-suit clad coach, a la the movie’s Coach Carr, in the ad. Karen Smith (Seyfried) still does the weather forecast and is still muffing the catch when a football is thrown her way. “There’s a 30 percent chance it’s already Wednesday,” she says. We also see former Mathletes president Kevin Gnapoor’s (Rajiv Surendra) home. “Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang, Kevin Junior,” he tells his son, who’s playing with discounted Ninja Turtles toys.

Lohan, whose is now the school’s guidance counselor, claims the school is “obsessed” with scoring the best deals on items leaving Elliott to explain to students how to get the best bang for their buck. “If you have Walmart plus, you will get three hour early access to Black Friday deals,” Elliott explains, before proceeding to spell out the word “deals” for those unsure.

The ad, which is nearly two minutes long, also spoofs the holiday talent show and the various catchphrases from the film. This is the first in a series of ads, with more dropping on Wednesdays throughout November to highlight Walmart’s deals for Black Friday, November 24th, and Cyber Monday, November 27th.

Mean Girls is still in the headlines nearly two decades after the movie debuted: writer Tina Fey’s upcoming adapation of the musical version of the film is set to hit theaters in two months. Fey and Tim Meadows will return as Ms. Norbury and Principal Duval, respectively. The original Mean Girls quartet, however, will not appear.