“Magnum Pie”

The Junkies assemble for a Thanksgiving feast consisting of a hard-boiled egg dipped in mayonnaise, hella-cheesy mac and cheese, and a TikTok snail, with Magnum Pie for dessert. Montae asks you to imagine getting a calm a**-whoopin’ from Denzel Washington, and the gang discusses the Sexiest Mustache Alive. Nicole and Shauna are diagnosed with Jungle Fever and Montae updates everyone on his quest to woo the next Bachelorette. On a more serious note, the Junkies pay tribute to the creator of the Ice Bucket Challenge and actor Kirby Morrow, as well as the late, great James Avery (Uncle Phil in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.) After some spoilers for The Masked Singer, the Junkies tell us what they are thankful for in the world of Pop Culture.

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Do They Poop on TV?

After a weather update, the Junkies band together to solve the mystery of who Megan Fox is boinking. Montae can’t wait to spill his really big news to the rest of the gang, and everyone shares in some “Oopsy Updates” Montae isn’t sure about makeup, but he’s definitely not wearing a dress. Shauna gives her best Keanu Reeves impression and Nicole ranks the cast of Friends. It should surprise no one that Ross is at the bottom.

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